Variations

To live is the rarest thing in the world.
-Oscar Wilde

syntheticpubes:

What if women were as horny as men?

“Show me your titties” is infinitely funnier when it comes out of a woman’s mouth. You’re going to watch this. You’re going to see Gavin’s taint.

“I objectify guys all the time!”

 laughing so hard that i am cryingggggggg